H'rumphs

Ed Spivey Jr. 09-01-2011

Starting in 2013, every pack of cigarettes sold in the U.S. will include graphic images portraying the physical effects of smoking, although looking really cool when you're a teenager won’t be one of them.

Ed Spivey Jr. 08-01-2011

So now we know why over the past few years our Internet service would sometimes slow to a crawl: Osama bin Laden was tying up the circuits Googling himself. Repeatedly.

Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-2011

Eventually, a Rapture prediction will come true, right?

Ed Spivey Jr. 06-15-2011

Speaking of my granddaughter, I was changing her diaper the other day, and in the contents I'm pretty sure I saw ...

Ed Spivey Jr. 06-03-2011

Our nation expects bold and innovative leadership. (Kidding.)

Ed Spivey Jr. 04-01-2011

As the United States prepares for its inevitable takeover by special interests, Sojourners recently sat down with the godfather of them all, the National Rifle Association.

Ed Spivey Jr. 03-01-2011

It's official: WikiLeaks says she's the cutest.

Ed Spivey Jr. 02-01-2011

As one would predict, many humor writers are taking cheap shots at the new pat-down rules at airports. But at Sojourners we're different.

Ed Spivey Jr. 01-01-2011

Not to brag, but my new toilet was rated Best Flush for 2010.

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-01-2010

Having successfully survived a mid-life crisis -- mainly by living past mid-life -- I felt it was finally time to sell my Harley, the vehicle I procured a few years back to counter the feelings of insecurity that come with aging.

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-2010

After more than 200 years of constitutional democracy, it may be time to try something completely different.

Ed Spivey Jr. 09-01-2010
Politicians can't help it when they lie.
Ed Spivey Jr. 08-01-2010
Humans are like ants, only less productive.
Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-2010

I never look forward to my trips to Dallas, a red-state city short on political tolerance but long on congenial in-laws, who welcome me to their comfortable little patch of sagebrush while trying t

Ed Spivey Jr. 06-01-2010

Frank Luntz sees things differently than the rest of us.

Ed Spivey Jr. 05-01-2010

As summer approaches, I look forward to the day, sometime in late July, when all the snow will finally be gone from Washington, D.C.

Ed Spivey Jr. 04-01-2010
'Opening the floodgates' for Happy Meals
Ed Spivey Jr. 03-01-2010

It was a very special day, and I chose my necktie accordingly, a selection made easier by the fact that I only have two.

Ed Spivey Jr. 02-01-2010

I’ve been surfing the Internet, looking for ways to escape the coming apocalypse that ancient Mayans, using science available at the time, predicted for two years from now.

Ed Spivey Jr. 01-01-2010

The new year is dawning brightly—usually too brightly, depending on how late you stayed up on New Year’s Eve—and it is filled with hope and the unlimited possibility of a fresh st

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