H'rumphs

Ed Spivey Jr. 6-01-2012

Even al Qaeda can use rebranding.

Ed Spivey Jr. 5-01-2012

Becoming a dictator is a great way to get out of homework.

Ed Spivey Jr. 4-01-2012

In fact, my knowledge of Brazil is limited to that tall Jesus statue overlooking a city, and the fact people can be naked on the beaches while speaking Portuguese.

Ed Spivey Jr. 3-01-2012

Who knew hideous sea creatures had their own club?

Ed Spivey Jr. 2-01-2012

My new approach this year is not to promise better behavior or new experiences, but to simply look back at the mistakes of last year and avoid repeating them.

Ed Spivey Jr. 1-01-2012

At first, I thought I had the flu because I didn't get a flu shot this year and naturally had to be punished by the medical community.

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-01-2011

Tarantulas are not insects. They're arachnids. Really big ones.

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-2011

Fortunately, 40 is the new 34, or in my case, 38.

Ed Spivey Jr. 9-01-2011

Starting in 2013, every pack of cigarettes sold in the U.S. will include graphic images portraying the physical effects of smoking, although looking really cool when you're a teenager won’t be one of them.

Ed Spivey Jr. 8-01-2011

So now we know why over the past few years our Internet service would sometimes slow to a crawl: Osama bin Laden was tying up the circuits Googling himself. Repeatedly.

Ed Spivey Jr. 7-01-2011

Eventually, a Rapture prediction will come true, right?

Ed Spivey Jr. 6-15-2011

Speaking of my granddaughter, I was changing her diaper the other day, and in the contents I'm pretty sure I saw ...

Ed Spivey Jr. 6-03-2011

Our nation expects bold and innovative leadership. (Kidding.)

Ed Spivey Jr. 4-01-2011

As the United States prepares for its inevitable takeover by special interests, Sojourners recently sat down with the godfather of them all, the National Rifle Association.

Ed Spivey Jr. 3-01-2011

It's official: WikiLeaks says she's the cutest.

Ed Spivey Jr. 2-01-2011

As one would predict, many humor writers are taking cheap shots at the new pat-down rules at airports. But at Sojourners we're different.

Ed Spivey Jr. 1-01-2011

Not to brag, but my new toilet was rated Best Flush for 2010.

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-01-2010

Having successfully survived a mid-life crisis -- mainly by living past mid-life -- I felt it was finally time to sell my Harley, the vehicle I procured a few years back to counter the feelings of insecurity that come with aging.

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-2010

After more than 200 years of constitutional democracy, it may be time to try something completely different.

Ed Spivey Jr. 9-01-2010
Politicians can't help it when they lie.

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