Let the healing begin (maybe next week).
What's next, frogs and locusts?
Get used to the idea of a married Jesus.
Is it global warming or an alien invasion?
Please Vatican, censor me. I deserve it.
Remind me again what lawyers do. I forget.
Like Jesus, I'm saving a lot of money on gas.
Even al Qaeda can use rebranding.
Becoming a dictator is a great way to get out of homework.
In fact, my knowledge of Brazil is limited to that tall Jesus statue overlooking a city, and the fact people can be naked on the beaches while speaking Portuguese.