Illustration by Ken Davis
From one grim-faced, aging, white guy to another.
The Old Farmer's Almanac never lies. (It guesses, but that's not lying.)
The people have spoken, usually during dinnertime.
Where were the bugs? We were supposed to get lots of bugs.
America should be like a box of crayons, but with fewer colors.
"Please report to Window #12. And bring your Bible."
And they're using it for themselves.
...although maybe we should have kept a little for ourselves.
Another test of biblical authority by unscrupulous scientists.
It's only New Jersey. So fugetaboutit.
Okay, so maybe not actually die. Just change. And quickly.
No animals were tested in the study. Just me.
Ilustration by Ken Davis
Don't make promises you can't keep.
Sorry, kids, but Santa has some bad news.
Domestic space flight is an idea whose time has come.
If you have something to hide, hide it better.
Designed by Ken Davis
Sorry. Disasters aren't budgeted this year.
Elvis impersonators make lousy terrorists.
By Ken Davis
When wedding bells ring, don't forget the jello.
Who said it was a good idea to mimic the human brain?