H'rumphs

Ed Spivey Jr. 01-06-2015

Illustration by Ken Davis

From one grim-faced, aging, white guy to another. 

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-09-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

The Old Farmer's Almanac never lies. (It guesses, but that's not lying.)

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-06-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

The people have spoken, usually during dinnertime.  

Ed Spivey Jr. 10-10-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

Where were the bugs? We were supposed to get lots of bugs. 

Ed Spivey Jr. 08-05-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

America should be like a box of crayons, but with fewer colors.

Ed Spivey Jr. 07-09-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

"Please report to Window #12. And bring your Bible."

Ed Spivey Jr. 06-04-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

And they're using it for themselves.

Ed Spivey Jr. 05-12-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

...although maybe we should have kept a little for ourselves.

Ed Spivey Jr. 04-03-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

Another test of biblical authority by unscrupulous scientists.

Ed Spivey Jr. 03-05-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

It's only New Jersey. So fugetaboutit.

Ed Spivey Jr. 02-10-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

Okay, so maybe not actually die. Just change. And quickly.

Ed Spivey Jr. 01-05-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

No animals were tested in the study. Just me.

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-12-2013

Ilustration by Ken Davis

Don't make promises you can't keep.

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-05-2013

Illustration by Ken Davis

Sorry, kids, but Santa has some bad news.

Ed Spivey Jr. 10-02-2013

Illustration by Ken Davis

Domestic space flight is an idea whose time has come.

Ed Spivey Jr. 08-02-2013

Illustration by Ken Davis

If you have something to hide, hide it better.

Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-2013

Designed by Ken Davis

Sorry. Disasters aren't budgeted this year.

Ed Spivey Jr. 06-05-2013

Designed by Ken Davis

Elvis impersonators make lousy terrorists.

Ed Spivey Jr. 05-11-2013

By Ken Davis

When wedding bells ring, don't forget the jello.

Ed Spivey Jr. 04-04-2013

Who said it was a good idea to mimic the human brain?

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