Ed Spivey Jr. 03-14-2013

I felt the same way. When I was 9.

Ed Spivey Jr. 02-11-2013

You should expect some side effects.

Ed Spivey Jr. 01-08-2013

Let the healing begin (maybe next week).

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-27-2012

What's next, frogs and locusts?

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-02-2012

Get used to the idea of a married Jesus.

Ed Spivey Jr. 10-03-2012

Is it global warming or an alien invasion?

Ed Spivey Jr. 09-01-2012

Please Vatican, censor me. I deserve it.

Ed Spivey Jr. 08-01-2012

Rubber stamp illustration, Jason Winter / Shutterstock.com

Remind me again what lawyers do. I forget.

Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-2012

Like Jesus, I'm saving a lot of money on gas.

Ed Spivey Jr. 06-01-2012

Even al Qaeda can use rebranding.

Ed Spivey Jr. 05-01-2012

Becoming a dictator is a great way to get out of homework.

Ed Spivey Jr. 04-01-2012

In fact, my knowledge of Brazil is limited to that tall Jesus statue overlooking a city, and the fact people can be naked on the beaches while speaking Portuguese.

Ed Spivey Jr. 03-01-2012

Who knew hideous sea creatures had their own club?

Ed Spivey Jr. 02-01-2012

My new approach this year is not to promise better behavior or new experiences, but to simply look back at the mistakes of last year and avoid repeating them.

Ed Spivey Jr. 01-01-2012

At first, I thought I had the flu because I didn't get a flu shot this year and naturally had to be punished by the medical community.

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-01-2011

Tarantulas are not insects. They're arachnids. Really big ones.

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-2011

Fortunately, 40 is the new 34, or in my case, 38.

Ed Spivey Jr. 09-01-2011

Starting in 2013, every pack of cigarettes sold in the U.S. will include graphic images portraying the physical effects of smoking, although looking really cool when you're a teenager won’t be one of them.

Ed Spivey Jr. 08-01-2011

So now we know why over the past few years our Internet service would sometimes slow to a crawl: Osama bin Laden was tying up the circuits Googling himself. Repeatedly.

Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-2011

Eventually, a Rapture prediction will come true, right?