H'rumphs

Ed Spivey Jr. 10-02-2013

Illustration by Ken Davis

Domestic space flight is an idea whose time has come.

Ed Spivey Jr. 8-02-2013

Illustration by Ken Davis

If you have something to hide, hide it better.

Ed Spivey Jr. 7-01-2013

Designed by Ken Davis

Sorry. Disasters aren't budgeted this year.

Ed Spivey Jr. 6-05-2013

Designed by Ken Davis

Elvis impersonators make lousy terrorists.

Ed Spivey Jr. 5-11-2013

By Ken Davis

When wedding bells ring, don't forget the jello.

Ed Spivey Jr. 4-04-2013

Who said it was a good idea to mimic the human brain?

Ed Spivey Jr. 3-14-2013

I felt the same way. When I was 9.

Ed Spivey Jr. 2-11-2013

You should expect some side effects.

Ed Spivey Jr. 1-08-2013

Let the healing begin (maybe next week).

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-27-2012

What's next, frogs and locusts?

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-02-2012

Get used to the idea of a married Jesus.

Ed Spivey Jr. 10-03-2012

Is it global warming or an alien invasion?

Ed Spivey Jr. 9-01-2012

Please Vatican, censor me. I deserve it.

Ed Spivey Jr. 8-01-2012

Rubber stamp illustration, Jason Winter / Shutterstock.com

Remind me again what lawyers do. I forget.

Ed Spivey Jr. 7-01-2012

Like Jesus, I'm saving a lot of money on gas.

Ed Spivey Jr. 6-01-2012

Even al Qaeda can use rebranding.

Ed Spivey Jr. 5-01-2012

Becoming a dictator is a great way to get out of homework.

Ed Spivey Jr. 4-01-2012

In fact, my knowledge of Brazil is limited to that tall Jesus statue overlooking a city, and the fact people can be naked on the beaches while speaking Portuguese.

Ed Spivey Jr. 3-01-2012

Who knew hideous sea creatures had their own club?

Ed Spivey Jr. 2-01-2012

My new approach this year is not to promise better behavior or new experiences, but to simply look back at the mistakes of last year and avoid repeating them.

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