Sorry, kids, but Santa has some bad news.
Domestic space flight is an idea whose time has come.
If you have something to hide, hide it better.
Sorry. Disasters aren't budgeted this year.
Elvis impersonators make lousy terrorists.
When wedding bells ring, don't forget the jello.
Who said it was a good idea to mimic the human brain?
I felt the same way. When I was 9.
You should expect some side effects.
Let the healing begin (maybe next week).