Illustration by Ken Davis
Okay, so maybe not actually die. Just change. And quickly.
No animals were tested in the study. Just me.
Ilustration by Ken Davis
Don't make promises you can't keep.
Sorry, kids, but Santa has some bad news.
Domestic space flight is an idea whose time has come.
If you have something to hide, hide it better.
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Sorry. Disasters aren't budgeted this year.
Elvis impersonators make lousy terrorists.
By Ken Davis
When wedding bells ring, don't forget the jello.
Who said it was a good idea to mimic the human brain?
I felt the same way. When I was 9.
You should expect some side effects.
Let the healing begin (maybe next week).
What's next, frogs and locusts?
Get used to the idea of a married Jesus.
Is it global warming or an alien invasion?
Please Vatican, censor me. I deserve it.
Rubber stamp illustration, Jason Winter / Shutterstock.com
Remind me again what lawyers do. I forget.
Like Jesus, I'm saving a lot of money on gas.
Even al Qaeda can use rebranding.