H'rumphs

Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-2001

Why shouldn't kids be allowed to have their fun, for gosh sakes?

Ed Spivey Jr. 05-01-2001

It's no surprise that humans are smarter than roundworms. Well, most humans, anyway.

Ed Spivey Jr. 03-01-2001

I was either having a major cardiac event or was standing in a pool of water being repeatedly struck by lightning.

Ed Spivey Jr. 01-01-2001

At press time our nation hung in the balance.

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-2000

Because our oldest daughter absolutely refuses to join the Merchant Marines after high school, she made me drive through New England this summer looking at prospective colleges.

Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-2000

In just a few short months you'll wake up on a crisp Tuesday after the first Monday in November and do your part to dramatically affect the course of history.

Ed Spivey Jr. 05-01-2000

There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to begin a sentence with a really bad cliche. This is one of those times. You see, words are not coming easy to me these days.

Ed Spivey Jr. 03-01-2000
I am personally against dogs having credit cards.
Ed Spivey Jr. 01-01-2000

The breakfast table was covered with birthday cards decoratively labeled "50," which meant somebody in our home had crossed the half-century mark. But who?

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-1999

Funny business

Ed Spivey Jr. 09-01-1999

Funny business.

Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-1999

Congratulations to Serbian president Slobodan Milosevic for winning the United Nations’ prestigious First War Criminal Still In Office award.

Ed Spivey Jr. 05-01-1999

"What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or, not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." Tough words from a tough man. The man: Dan Quayle. The words: I have no idea.

Ed Spivey Jr. 03-01-1999

Or did you think Y2K was another Calvin Klein perfume, the kind promoted by pouty models who look like all they want from life is more heroin?

Ed Spivey Jr. 01-01-1999

The global economy is in shambles, the presidency is in crisis, and Americans are struggling under the weight of a broken health care system. But hey, I've got my own problems.

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-1998

Film stardom is an elusive dream for most, including even yours truly, whom many have credited with talents well-suited for the big screen.

Ed Spivey Jr. 09-01-1998

Morning in Washington, D.C.

Ed Spivey Jr. 07-01-1998

Jury duty is one of those responsibilities of citizenship that reminds us that the American justice system is the best in the world.

Ed Spivey Jr. 05-01-1998

Our cover feature points out the importance of rituals that young men need to prepare them for responsible adulthood, not including the time your mother made you wear a bow tie for Dress-Up Day a

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