Humor

Ed Spivey Jr. 7-10-2015
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Illustrated by Ken Davis

IN THE FEW months remaining before our lives are completely taken over by computers, there’s still time to join the Resistance. Or start one, since most of us are unaware of the need to do so. I personally haven’t noticed because I’m waiting for my first heart attack to teach me how precious life is.

You’ve probably missed the warning signs because you’ve been too busy tweeting or friending people on Facebook. These seemingly innocent acts—designed mainly to reduce productivity at the office—are helpfully consolidating personal data for the ever-watchful mainframes to harvest later. And when the computers finally reduce us to a subservient species, unfriending them won’t save you.

Just to be clear, I’m not talking about the federal government’s massive monitoring of our phone calls, an effort that revealed most human conversation is not worthy of the monthly fees charged by Verizon, AT&T, or that new prepaid service called Boost, which I first thought was a nutritional supplement for old people. (The guy behind the counter looked at me funny when I asked what flavors it comes in. And when he tried to explain “pay as you go,” I was confused. With nutritional supplements, you pay, then you go, a little later.)

BUT THE GREATER threat is the increasing pervasiveness of artificial intelligence, probably the worst artificial substance ever created, if you rule out Cool Whip.

Ed Spivey Jr. 6-08-2015

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When I get tired of talking to myself I talk to strangers. (Lucky strangers.)

Ed Spivey Jr. 5-06-2015

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A Brief History of Time is a great read, especially the one page I understood. 

Ed Spivey Jr. 3-09-2015

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Saints (and sinners) around the water cooler. 

Ed Spivey Jr. 2-06-2015

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Another great idea from our patriotic defense contractors. 

Ed Spivey Jr. 1-06-2015

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From one grim-faced, aging, white guy to another. 

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-09-2014

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The Old Farmer's Almanac never lies. (It guesses, but that's not lying.)

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-06-2014

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The people have spoken, usually during dinnertime.  

Ed Spivey Jr. 10-10-2014

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Where were the bugs? We were supposed to get lots of bugs. 

Ed Spivey Jr. 8-05-2014

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America should be like a box of crayons, but with fewer colors.

Ed Spivey Jr. 7-09-2014

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"Please report to Window #12. And bring your Bible."

Ed Spivey Jr. 6-04-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

And they're using it for themselves.

5-12-2014
Jim Wallis on The Daily Show Sojourners founder, author and theologian Jim Wallis has been a guest on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart multiple times since 2005 to discuss the intersections of politics, religion and activism. In this throwback clip from Jon Stewart’s early days on the Comedy Central staple (starting at 12:52 in the video below), the two discuss Wallis’ popular book God’s Politics. The discussion primarily involves the religious implications of the then current political issues, morality and activism. But in a more personal moment, Wallis tells Stewart (who is Jewish), “The Hebrew prophets used humor and truth-telling to make their point. Which I think you do very well. So maybe you’re one of the prophets.”
Ed Spivey Jr. 5-12-2014

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...although maybe we should have kept a little for ourselves.

Ed Spivey Jr. 4-03-2014

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Another test of biblical authority by unscrupulous scientists.

Ed Spivey Jr. 3-05-2014

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It's only New Jersey. So fugetaboutit.

Ed Spivey Jr. 2-10-2014

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Okay, so maybe not actually die. Just change. And quickly.

Ed Spivey Jr. 1-05-2014

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No animals were tested in the study. Just me.

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-12-2013

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Don't make promises you can't keep.

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-05-2013

Illustration by Ken Davis

Sorry, kids, but Santa has some bad news.

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