H'rumphs

No Visible Means of Support

Ed Spivey Jr. 4-01-2006

Today's toddler, in his front-facing carrier, thinks he can fly.

Arresting Developments

Ed Spivey Jr. 3-01-2006

Apparently, 'a-wassailing' means 'meeting with my lawyers.'

Democracy in Action (what, again?)

Ed Spivey Jr. 2-01-2006

Keeping an 'eye on Washington' in this crucial election year.

Flu Season Greetings

Ed Spivey Jr. 1-01-2006

This Christmas, avoid the partridge in the pear tree. If it sneezes.

Thar They Blow...

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-01-2005

FEMA has announced a bold new initiative: Third Responders.

An Epic Experience

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-2005

Ever notice how the great novels tend to be really long?

Gospel Polls Well in Samaria, Region

Ed Spivey Jr. 9-01-2005

What if Jesus had professional consultants?

A Different Word for Everything!

Ed Spivey Jr. 8-01-2005

My feeble attempts at Spanish were complicated by the idiomatic peculiarities of the language.

I'll Be Brief

Ed Spivey Jr. 7-01-2005

John Bolton again failed to win.

Pompous and Circumstantial

Ed Spivey Jr. 6-01-2005

Our troubled world needs young people. And their iPods.

Finally, Fiscal Responsibility

Ed Spivey Jr. 5-01-2005

A way to save Social Security, Medicare and Lockheed Martin.

Cul-de-Sac Warriors

Ed Spivey Jr. 4-01-2005

Clearly, Rumsfeld's critics never had their own secret army.

Advice to a Young Man

Ed Spivey Jr. 3-01-2005

Fortunately, social structures are well established. If you're cool.

Lab-Tested and Ready

Ed Spivey Jr. 2-01-2005

We're talking about REAL science, important science.

Eighty in a 55 zone

Ed Spivey Jr. 1-01-2005

I'm the one usually throwing things at the TV.

Road-Testing The Purpose-Driven Life

Ed Spivey Jr. 12-01-2004

I'd miss the good old days, but they were before my time.

It's Almost Over...

Ed Spivey Jr. 11-01-2004

We'll miss much about the election season. Or not.

Decision 2004

Ed Spivey Jr. 10-01-2004

I've always wanted a lawyer. I have a plumber, but it's not the same.

And Finally...

Ed Spivey Jr. 9-01-2004

Funerals need to be a little more balanced, with time for rebuttal.

Squish. (Ugh.)

Ed Spivey Jr. 8-01-2004

It's that special season again.