7 #CalvinistPickupLines You Wish You Knew in High School

By JP Keenan, Betsy Shirley
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Sep 9, 2016
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In the last 24 hours, a steady stream of #CalvinistPickUpLines have leaned heavily on the five points of Calvinism — lines that surely would have made Lyman Beecher blush.

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