(from the book 2,100 Needed Inventions, by R. F. Yates, 1949)
A way of binding books that will prevent
breaking of backs.
Legs that automatically level billiard tables.
A method for eliminating saliva from wind instruments.
Key that will never lose its identity. Holder for pocket use
that will bring forth the right key without searching.
An unbreakable light bulb. A wallpapering machine
that will be successful in the hands of an amateur.
Slot machine that will deliver ice cream cones.
A garbage truck without any odor.
Birdcage that will prevent accidents to birds,
many are presently killed by hanging.
An umbrella that can be guaranteed against turning
inside out. A road that will not be slippery when wet.
An unbreakable violin string, bathtub that will not
overflow, noiseless lawnmower.
Daddy doll that will be as popular as a mommy doll.
A means for the prevention of barnacles.
Shotgun that will not kick.
A means for the prevention of shotguns.
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