This is Frank Luntz. No it's Not.

Frank Luntz sees things differently than the rest of us. As the Talking Points King for the Right, truth is always inconvenient for Frank, which is why he simply ignores it and manufactures his own version. Luntz is the strategist who puts words into the mouths of conservatives on Capitol Hill. (Although, in his defense, there might be other things in the mouth of perennially unsmiling Sen. Mitch McConnell [R-Grumpyland], who appears to be sucking on lemons. No problem. Luntz will turn them into lemonade.)