We’ve seen a lot of stressful news this weekend, so to add a little levity to the week, we’re bringing you the best Light Bulb Jokes from this week’s Prairie Home Companion-plus a few choice additions from the Sojourners blog team. We all need a good laugh.
Ready?
10. How many production assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to wish they had been asked instead.
9. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
8. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
7. How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No one knows- when it turns on, they scatter!
6. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That’s not funny.
5. How many academics does it take to change a light bulb?
None- that’s what graduate students are for!
4. How many administrative assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
None. I can't do anything unless you complete the Light Bulb Design Change Request Form.
3. How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb. Six to design the t-Shirt.
2. How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Change? Did you say CHANGE? HA!
1. How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, but they’re really ONE.
Carrie Adams is the Communications Associate for Sojourners. Follow Carrie on Twitter @MadameCAdams.
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