Archie McPhee's new "Jesus Action Figure" bends the question "What would Jesus do?" in some very weird ways. Each hard plastic figure stands 5 inches tall with poseable (and opposable) arms to reach toward the heavens and back to the here-and-now. He also has smooth gliding wheels in his base for quick getaways and comes in an illustrated package with biblical quotes on the back. If only he would overturn the Chinese sweatshops where he's made.
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