God vs. General Mills

Tom Ciola, creator of the Bible Bar and a host of spiritual snack foods at Logia Foods, just released his newest treat: Bible Granola. "After all," says Ciola, "most nutritionists will tell you that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why not start it out as biblically as possible?" Using his winning combination of Deuteronomic ingredients (8:8), he's developed a crunchy combination of wheat, barley, raisins, figs, pomegranates, olive oil, and honey to help people of faith start their day. So if you're anxious to get back to eating the way God desires, there's nothing better than a wholesome and nutritious bowl of Bible Granola. (Warning: Logia preferentially purchases its ingredients from Israel.)

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