Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume XXI

By Christian Piatt 7-09-2012

This week, we have a special talk-back version. Several of these signs have responses that are particularly awesome. Check it out.

Why come to our church? Because it's AWESOME, that's why!

Not exactly sure what a whoremonger is, but I'm pretty sure it's a bad thing.

Love the sign in response in the foreground.

No, no, no, those rumors of animal sacrifiece here are greatly exaggerated.

There's always an exception for us Christians. Everybody knows that.

In case you can't read the boy's sign, it says "God Hates No One." Awesome.

No clue what this one means.

This is one of my favorites, for sure.

Folks in the desert are screwed. Sorry.

Christian Piatt is an author, editor, speaker, musician and spoken word artist. He co-founded Milagro Christian Church in Pueblo, Colorado with his wife, Rev. Amy Piatt, in 2004. Christian is the creator and editor of "Banned Questions About The Bible" and "Banned Questions About Jesus." His new memoir on faith, family and parenting is called "PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date."

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