Church Sign Epic Fails: Volume XVI

By Christian Piatt 06-03-2012

Sweet 16 and never been theologically on point.

Got some good ones this week. Enjoy.

Nothing like adapting a come-on line for a church sign.

Kinda clever, actually.

Happens to everybody from time to time...right?

Not exactly the Gospel message, but, yeah.

The latest failure to achieve cultural relevance.

Remind me why we didn't have membership at our last church? Oh yeah.

No, no, no, no, NOOO!

Yeah, when I'm stressed, I get super wrinkly.

Wait, that didn't sound quite right.


Christian Piatt is an author, editor, speaker, musician and spoken word artist. He co-founded Milagro Christian Church in Pueblo, Colorado with his wife, Rev. Amy Piatt, in 2004. Christian is the creator and editor of "Banned Questions About The Bible" and "Banned Questions About Jesus." His new memoir on faith, family and parenting is called "PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date." For more information about Christian,, or find him on Twitter or Facebook.

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