Chris Graves is the Cincinatti Enquirer's local columnist. She can be reached at cgraves@enquirer.com or on Twitter @chrisgraves

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Judge Sentences Catholic to Baptist Church Pews

by Chris Graves 05-31-2016

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Judge William Mallory enjoys handing out creative sentences from his bench over at the Hamilton County Courthouse.

But the one he meted out in his Municipal Court room Wednesday wasn’t even his idea.

And boy, oh boy did he like it.