The Common Good

Results for H'rumphs

A Selfless Act of Love
Originally Posted: 04/06/2011 - 7:29am | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. I pulled dramatically into the office parking lot, I pulled dramatically into the office parking lot, turned off the ignition and coasted ...

The Coming Spectacle
Originally Posted: 03/03/2011 - 4:40pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. As we enter the heart of the political season and brace ourselves for the spectacle of two grown men competing for the favor ...

Squirreling Away for the Winter
Originally Posted: 03/03/2011 - 4:40pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. This being our special issue on the environment, I must preface my remarks about wanting to strangle the squirrel in my be ...

The Bible's Better Half
Originally Posted: 04/06/2011 - 7:25am | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. The Bible has one problem: They left out half the good stuff. The immensely popular book The ...

A Towering Legacy of Achievement
Originally Posted: 04/06/2011 - 7:25am | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. As I begin my 30th year at Sojourners As I begin my 30th year at Sojourners, As I begin my 30t ...

Safety First
Originally Posted: 04/06/2011 - 7:25am | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Without guns, one cannot shoot things, where would that leave us? Over the summer, an importan ...

Rites of Fall
Originally Posted: 04/06/2011 - 7:25am | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. 'Set small goals, and then put them off for as long as you can.' Consider the rave ...

Goooood Morning, Iraq!
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:23pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. It's morning in Iraq, or, depending on your time zone, afternoon. Then again, it could be late at night, and you'r ...

It's Up to You, New York, New… ouch!
Originally Posted: 04/06/2011 - 7:25am | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. What would Jesus do? Turn the police horses into bunnies. A weekend in New York City is always ...

Bad Dog, Barney…
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:24pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Remember the TV commercial where a man is walking down a dark city street and nervously glances back at two shadowy figures? ...

In the Shadow of Self-Delusion
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:24pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. As our nation prepares for war against—depending on the mood of the president—al Qaeda, Iraq, or unnecessarily big words (su ...

Giant Death Mosquitos in D.C.!
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:35pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Why can't really scary diseases have really scary and obvious symptoms? It's finally ...

Be afraid. Be very afraid. (It's the law.)
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:25pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Those of you just back from vacation might need a quick reminder about the state of the world. It's not good. ...

Foreign Relations
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:25pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Some readers have complained that this column has become too personal, too focused on my being a great father, an award-winn ...

Don't Try This at Home (no, wait…)
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:50pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. The wise man built his house upon the rock. The foolish man built his house upon the sand. Then the foolish man sold his ho ...

Beep Beep
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:25pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Since Sojourners is a bimonthly magazine, you depend on us to cover the breaking news, with up-to-the-minute commentary on h ...

Dateline: Our Nation's Capital
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:25pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Those of you in the hinterlands—when you’re not taking care of your hinter—are probably wondering what life is like now in W ...

One Down…
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:25pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. This has been a year of major milestones for our family, not the least of which was the realization that I might finally be ...

I'm Okay, You're Not…
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:53pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. It's not a matter of who's wrong or right, unless Santa somehow gets involved. Our edi ...

To Grandmother's House We Go
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:53pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Why shouldn't kids be allowed to have their fun, for gosh sakes? Our yearly trips to see Gr ...

Last One in the Gene Pool…
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:54pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. It's no surprise that humans are smarter than roundworms. Well, most humans, anyway. Congra ...

CODE BLUE! (Or is it red?)
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:54pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. I was either having a major cardiac event or was standing in a pool of water being repeatedly struck by lightning. ...

Electoral Shock
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:54pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. At press time our nation hung in the balance. At press time our nation hung in the balance. Even ...

College Bound (and Gagged)
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:54pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Because our oldest daughter absolutely refuses to join the Merchant Marines after high school, she made me drive through New ...

Defending Against Rogue Potlucks
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:27pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Humor One of the biggest issues of the presidential campaign is how the United States can defend ...

The Choice
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. In just a few short months you'll wake up on a crisp Tuesday after the first Monday in November and do your part to dra ...

Driving Miss Crazy
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to begin a sentence with a really bad cliche. This is one of those times. ...

Animal House
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. I am personally against dogs having credit cards. This is the second issue of the New Millennium ...

Surely, There Must Be Some Mistake
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. The breakfast table was covered with birthday cards decoratively labeled "50," which meant somebody in our home ha ...

An Advent Reflection
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. funny business And lo (or, as translated in the Living Bible , "yo!"), an angel of ...

The Facts of Life
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Funny business. I should have been happy when my daughter brought up the subject. I had been dre ...

Credit Where Credit Is Due…
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Congratulations to Serbian president Slobodan Milosevic for winning the United Nations’ prestigious First War Criminal Still ...

Rested and Ready
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:29pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. "What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or, not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." Tough wo ...

Are You Y2K Ready?
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:29pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Or did you think Y2K was another Calvin Klein perfume, the kind promoted by pouty models who look like all they want from li ...

First Dance
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:29pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. The global economy is in shambles, the presidency is in crisis, and Americans are struggling under the weight of a broken he ...

Quiet on the Set…
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:29pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Film stardom is an elusive dream for most, including even yours truly, whom many have credited with talents well-suited for ...

Woof.
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:30pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Morning in Washington, D.C. Morning in Washington, D.C. A time of high energy and even higher ex ...

Guilty
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:33pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Jury duty is one of those responsibilities of citizenship that reminds us that the American justice system is the best in th ...

Wrongs and Rites of Passage
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:33pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Our cover feature points out the importance of rituals that young men need to prepare them for responsible adulthood, not in ...

All the News That's Written to Space
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. It's February and so far you haven't kept a single New Year's resolution, have you? Not even the one about se ...

Shocking News: El Nino Causes Hair Loss!
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Whew! I was afraid it was hereditary, since my grandfather on my mother’s side had a cousin who looked like a pool cue. ...

Lost in Space . . .
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Responding to growing pressure from the media, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NAFTA) has finally ...

The Summer of 1997: A Look Back
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Helllloooooooooo!" That’s what I shouted over the Grand Canyon when we first pulled up. You have to do that. It ...

Les French
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. 'Hrumphs Les French By Ed Spivey 'Hrumphs Les French By Ed Spivey ...

I Just Love These New Chips. Oops . . .
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. This issue of Sojourners is sponsored by the good folks at Procter & Gamble, makers of a respected line of consu ...

Divine Intervention
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. I saw God the other day at the supermarket. I saw God the other day at the supermarket. I wa ...

With the Ears to Hear
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. I confess that on Election Day this past November I didn't vote my conscience or my pocketbook. ...

The Only Election Guide You'll Need
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. American democracy is the envy of the world. And millions of us will wake up on election day and realize just how lu ...

Fun With Batteries...
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. Don’t try this. Don’t try this. I’m driving along the streets of Washin ...

And the Winner Is...[yawn]
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:44pm | Type: Magazine Article

Ed Spivey Jr. As the primary season mercifully draws to a close, our crack H'rumphs election team has determined that, with most of ...