Hard to top the Easter Edition, but here’s another batch to keep you smiling on Tax Day.
I think this was trying to be profound, but it lost me along the way.
It's funny because it's true in so many churches.
I had to read this one out loud to get it.
No self esteem issues here.
Yaknow, because God said thou who dost skippeth services on Christmas dost get thy holy shaft.
I guess the living hope they offer is hope that you won't burn for eternity.
Proof positive that taking scripture out of context can have an effect other than what you had in mind.