Someone foolishly suggested I should actually play in public.
Our neighborhood has changed. It's now delicious.
Is this the end of productive society as we know it?
Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Although, some less so than others.
This Christmas, avoid the partridge in the pear tree. If it sneezes.
I've always wanted a lawyer. I have a plumber, but it's not the same.
Funerals need to be a little more balanced, with time for rebuttal.
It's that special season again.
'Set small goals, and then put them off for as long as you can.'
It's morning in Iraq, or, depending on your time zone, afternoon. Then again, it could be late at night, and you're wondering where the day went.