Ed Spivey

Art Director
Photo: Brandon Hook / Sojourners

Ed Spivey Jr. was working as art director of the Chicago Sun-Times Sunday Magazine in 1972 when God called him to join the fledgling Sojourners community and work for its publication, then called the Post-American. The fact that Ed has not heard from God SINCE is not what's important here, because Ed figures God had other things to do, what with making the world a more peaceful place. Why the world is still NOT a more peaceful place is none of Ed's business and he would never think to criticize God for slacking off since, who knows, God could have been sick or something.

But, 36 years later, Ed is still with Sojourners, still the art director, still happy with his life-long dream of working hard for very little money. The only down side is that Ed is beginning to feel his childhood plans of being either a cowboy or an astronaut may not be realized in his lifetime. But such are the sacrifices one makes when one responds to the call of the Lord, even if immediately after that the Lord apparently changed His phone number.

Of a more biographic note, Ed holds an Associate in Arts degree from Vincennes University. He was denied a Bachelor's Degree from Indiana University because of a disagreement with his psychology professor who did not appreciate Ed's refusal to complete his rat experiment. Apparently, Ed's was the only laboratory rat that bit, so Ed insisted on wearing huge motorcycle gloves when handling the animal, which, the professor insisted, skewed the rat's response to stimuli. Ed told the professor what he could do with his stimuli, which unfortunately did not put the professor in the mood to accept Ed's alternative suggestion, which was to study the response of rats being loudly cursed at while simultaneously being flushed down university toilets.

Since his college days he has made a bit of a name for himself, and not just “You, There,” which is the name his mother calls him when she forgets. Ed has won numerous awards for his design of Sojourner Magazine, and his monthly humor column consistently garners top honors from both religious and secular media associations. His recent book, A Hamster is Missing in Washington, D.C. won the top prize in humor at the Independent Publisher Book Awards in New York City. (Due to scheduling conflicts, Ed was unable to attend the gala tribute and banquet, but had he gone he would have ordered the fish.) Now in its second printing, Ed’s book is available at store.sojo.net and at on-line booksellers near you.

Ed is married and has two daughters, all of whom refuse to walk in public with him, on account of the little whoop-whoop sound he makes when he sees a fire truck.

Articles By This Author

Two Guys Walk into a Bar

by Ed Spivey 06-08-2015

Illustration by Ken Davis

When I get tired of talking to myself I talk to strangers. (Lucky strangers.)

Book Groups For Dummies

by Ed Spivey 05-06-2015

Illustration by Ken Davis

A Brief History of Time is a great read, especially the one page I understood. 

Pulling Yourself Up by Your Bootstraps...

by Ed Spivey 04-02-2015

...like the Koch brothers, who have really nice bootstraps. 

First World Problems...

by Ed Spivey 03-09-2015

Illustration by Ken Davis

Saints (and sinners) around the water cooler. 

Like Giant Marshmallows on a String

by Ed Spivey 02-06-2015

Illustration by Ken Davis

Another great idea from our patriotic defense contractors. 

Meet the New Boss (looks familiar)

by Ed Spivey 01-06-2015

Illustration by Ken Davis

From one grim-faced, aging, white guy to another. 

A Winter to Remember, Beforehand

by Ed Spivey 12-09-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

The Old Farmer's Almanac never lies. (It guesses, but that's not lying.)

How Would Jesus Vote?

by Ed Spivey 11-06-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

The people have spoken, usually during dinnertime.  

The Year in Review. (Too Soon?)

by Ed Spivey 10-10-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

Where were the bugs? We were supposed to get lots of bugs. 

The Party of Pink

by Ed Spivey 08-05-2014

Illustration by Ken Davis

America should be like a box of crayons, but with fewer colors.

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