Church Sign Epic Fails: Faith vs. Reason Throwdown

By Christian Piatt 8-14-2012

I’m not going to have time to post this tomorrow, so enjoy your Church Sign Epic Fails a little early this week! Today, we have a face-off between faith and reason, as some seem to feel like having both coexist is a physical impossibility. So with a few others thrown in for a little spice, enjoy this cage match between faith and reason.

Let’s get ready to grumble!!!!!

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess the Christian flier has a sheep on it?

Though most cultural theology comes off as pandering, I’d sit through this series fo sho. Especially if the quote “Do or do not; there is no try” appears at least once.

Then why did God give us reasoning minds???

Yeah, cause we Christians never do that. :-/

Is that a fact?

So two plus three is “Jesus Christ?” Damn! I put “five” on my test.

Amen, and amen.

Yeah, but if I’m underwater and he’s up on top…never mind.

Doc, I got this faith thing and it won’t stop leaking…

Christian Piatt is an author, editor, speaker, musician and spoken word artist. He co-founded Milagro Christian Church in Pueblo, Colorado with his wife, Rev. Amy Piatt, in 2004. Christian is the creator and editor of "Banned Questions About The Bible" and "Banned Questions About Jesus." His new memoir on faith, family and parenting is called "PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date."

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