Results for Humor
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In the Shadow of Self-Delusion
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:24pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. As our nation prepares for war againstdepending on the mood of the presidental Qaeda, Iraq, or unnecessarily big words (su ...
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Giant Death Mosquitos in D.C.!
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:35pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Why can't really scary diseases have really scary and obvious symptoms? It's finally ...
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Foreign Relations
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:25pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Some readers have complained that this column has become too personal, too focused on my being a great father, an award-winn ...
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A Few of My Favorite Things
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:25pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. When Sojourners' CultureWatch editor asked me to write about my "favorite things," I gave a quick "Sure! ...
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Don't Try This at Home (no, wait…)
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:50pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. The wise man built his house upon the rock. The foolish man built his house upon the sand. Then the foolish man sold his ho ...
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Dateline: Our Nation's Capital
Originally Posted: 08/28/2011 - 7:25pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Those of you in the hinterlandswhen youre not taking care of your hinterare probably wondering what life is like now in W ...
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I'm Okay, You're Not…
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:53pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. It's not a matter of who's wrong or right, unless Santa somehow gets involved. Our edi ...
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To Grandmother's House We Go
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:53pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Why shouldn't kids be allowed to have their fun, for gosh sakes? Our yearly trips to see Gr ...
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Last One in the Gene Pool…
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:54pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. It's no surprise that humans are smarter than roundworms. Well, most humans, anyway. Congra ...
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CODE BLUE! (Or is it red?)
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:54pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. I was either having a major cardiac event or was standing in a pool of water being repeatedly struck by lightning. ...
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Electoral Shock
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:54pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. At press time our nation hung in the balance. At press time our nation hung in the balance. Even ...
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College Bound (and Gagged)
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 8:54pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Because our oldest daughter absolutely refuses to join the Merchant Marines after high school, she made me drive through New ...
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The Choice
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. In just a few short months you'll wake up on a crisp Tuesday after the first Monday in November and do your part to dra ...
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Driving Miss Crazy
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. There comes a time in every mans life when he has to begin a sentence with a really bad cliche. This is one of those times. ...
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Animal House
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. I am personally against dogs having credit cards. This is the second issue of the New Millennium ...
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Surely, There Must Be Some Mistake
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. The breakfast table was covered with birthday cards decoratively labeled "50," which meant somebody in our home ha ...
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An Advent Reflection
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. funny business And lo (or, as translated in the Living Bible , "yo!"), an angel of ...
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The Facts of Life
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Funny business. I should have been happy when my daughter brought up the subject. I had been dre ...
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Credit Where Credit Is Due…
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:28pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Congratulations to Serbian president Slobodan Milosevic for winning the United Nations prestigious First War Criminal Still ...
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Rested and Ready
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:29pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. "What a waste it is to lose ones mind. Or, not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." Tough wo ...
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Are You Y2K Ready?
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:29pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Or did you think Y2K was another Calvin Klein perfume, the kind promoted by pouty models who look like all they want from li ...
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First Dance
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:29pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. The global economy is in shambles, the presidency is in crisis, and Americans are struggling under the weight of a broken he ...
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Quiet on the Set…
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:29pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Film stardom is an elusive dream for most, including even yours truly, whom many have credited with talents well-suited for ...
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Woof.
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:30pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Morning in Washington, D.C. Morning in Washington, D.C. A time of high energy and even higher ex ...
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Guilty
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:33pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Jury duty is one of those responsibilities of citizenship that reminds us that the American justice system is the best in th ...
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Wrongs and Rites of Passage
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:33pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Our cover feature points out the importance of rituals that young men need to prepare them for responsible adulthood, not in ...
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All the News That's Written to Space
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. It's February and so far you haven't kept a single New Year's resolution, have you? Not even the one about se ...
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Shocking News: El Nino Causes Hair Loss!
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Whew! I was afraid it was hereditary, since my grandfather on my mothers side had a cousin who looked like a pool cue. ...
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Lost in Space . . .
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Responding to growing pressure from the media, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NAFTA) has finally ...
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The Summer of 1997: A Look Back
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Helllloooooooooo!" Thats what I shouted over the Grand Canyon when we first pulled up. You have to do that. It ...
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Les French
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. 'Hrumphs Les French By Ed Spivey 'Hrumphs Les French By Ed Spivey ...
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I Just Love These New Chips. Oops . . .
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. This issue of Sojourners is sponsored by the good folks at Procter & Gamble, makers of a respected line of consu ...
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Divine Intervention
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. I saw God the other day at the supermarket. I saw God the other day at the supermarket. I wa ...
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With the Ears to Hear
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. I confess that on Election Day this past November I didn't vote my conscience or my pocketbook. ...
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The Only Election Guide You'll Need
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. American democracy is the envy of the world. And millions of us will wake up on election day and realize just how lu ...
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Fun With Batteries...
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Dont try this. Dont try this. Im driving along the streets of Washin ...
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And the Winner Is...[yawn]
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:44pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. As the primary season mercifully draws to a close, our crack H'rumphs election team has determined that, with most of ...
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Snow Business
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:44pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. After finally digging out from the 27 inches of snow that fell on the nation's capital-a city founded on a simple demo ...
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Celebrating Our 25th Year
Originally Posted: 03/23/2011 - 12:30am | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Oops. Actually our 25th anniversary issue is coming up later this fall. I just forgot. I've been forgetting a lot latel ...
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This Is Not About Money and Politics
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:44pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. By now you're probably pretty tired of reading about money and politics, and all the other serious stuff we've pa ...
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I've Fallen from Grace and I Can't Get Up!
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:44pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. EDITORS' NOTE: The above headline may not necessarily relate to the following article. Darn those French. ...
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In Most Things Be Humble
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:44pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. "Clothe yourselves with humility toward one another." -1 PETER 5:5 (But then, Peter never won First Place at an ...
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The Man Without a Face (Sort of ...)
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:44pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Recently, some spots on my face were diagnosed not as the distinctive markings of a rare intellect-which I had assumed them ...
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It's Time to Play "Let's Blame the Poor!"
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Recently, some spots on my face were diagnosed not as the distinctive markings of a rare intellect-which I had assumed them ...
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It's Morning in America. Again.
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Anew day has dawned in our country. Unfortunately, that day is some time in the 1950s. The Republicans are back and have ab ...
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Raising Kids with Minimal Hamster Loss
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. It started with a silence, not a noise. The kind of silence that makes a parent sit bolt upright in his bed; an unnatural aw ...
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Summer Lies and Weary Travelers
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:43pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. People dont always say what they mean (I meant to say that). And this past summer brought several examples of the daily &qu ...
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To Your Health
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:42pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. We recently changed over to a different health insurance company here at Sojourners. The new company is less expensive than ...
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The Day the President Dropped By
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:42pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. Actually, it was more like "The Day the White People Came" when Bill Clinton and his entourage of young Caucasians ...
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And Just Look At That Shine
Originally Posted: 04/05/2011 - 10:42pm | Type: Magazine Article -
Ed Spivey Jr. This issue of Sojourners marks a significant breakthrough in paper technology. This issue of S ...
