The Common Good
April 2007

Woof! Alleluia! Woof!

by Rose Marie Berger, Jonathan Mendez | April 2007

Let all creation praise! Worried that your pooch won't come with you at the rapture? Anxious that the piety crowd might think your four-legged life partner is short on salvation?

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Let all creation praise! Worried that your pooch won't come with you at the rapture? Anxious that the piety crowd might think your four-legged life partner is short on salvation? You can finally lay your burden down. Darling doggie can preach and prophesy with the best of them in a new "Proud Christian" dog T-shirt. Remember, "the one who is joined with all the living has hope, for a living dog is better than a dead lion" (Ecclesiastes 9:4). Made of 100 percent cotton in the United States by union labor, these American Apparel tees fit most dogs. Just imagine a sunny day in the park with Fido in his Jesus T, catching a John 3:16 frisbee. It's ... well, heavenly.

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